Friday, December 28, 2012

Les Miserables

Christmas was wonderful.  Family, presents, caroling, (more) family, sugar, sugar, cats, and sugar are all the key ingredients of any successful holiday and boy did we have all but one of those things.  But we made up for that one lacking ingredient by going to see Les Miserables.

Now, before I go any further, I want to give a heartfelt thank-you to everybody in the movie theater business.  Over the months that I’ve worked in retail, I understand how much working on holidays suck, and Christmas is the most important holiday in America.  This is the time when you want to recreate and be with your own families.  Instead, you have to be at the same smelly, messy, and boring job you deal with on every other day of the year, watching other families come in to recreate and rub it in your over-worked faces.  That sucks.  And yet, it’s such an invaluable service to the rest of us, because going to the movies on a holiday is a wonderful way to spend time together.  It certainly keeps us from fighting over the dinner table and throwing food at each other.  In a public place, we have to keep some semblance of culture and mannerisms and we have you to thank for it.
It means a huge amount as well when you consider that this was not only the best Christmas movie we could see that day, but it’s the most Christian movie to come out in years.
Horrible things happen in this story; really, the entire movie goes from one devastating tragedy to the next.  The start of the movie goes from the pains of Jean Valjean’s slavery and the pains of his parole, to Fantine having to sell her body in three different, brutal ways, the wantonness of the Thenardiers, the boy Gavroche’s death, and that horrible scene in the sewers.  These are hard things to watch, especially because in every case, the good guys never seem to come out on top.
Valjean loses the only family he has, the poor stay poor, those who fight for freedom or for their own child die, and the harsh culture never changes.  And yet, the whole time, I admire them for doing the right thing.  The sacrifices made are tragic and yet I root for every noble choice they make.  And the end of the film shouts out the message that it’s an eternal reward that they fought for and not something for the here and now.  Valjean’s core story is that he was bought by God and at the end of his life, he was not forgotten.
It’s the best movie I expect to come out in this decade.
Also, the music is fantastic and may have just burst the dam for musicals.  There are only ten lines spoken in the whole film.  Everything else is in song and the voices were strong enough to match the instruments.
But maybe the greatest success with this film is the cinematography.  From the opening shot, I was amazed at the depth of each background; not only does it look gorgeous but each set-piece conveys the emotion and sets the mood for each song.  The “Lovely Ladies” setting was marvelously hellish, and I really loved the white elephant and each shot at the barricades.  They were just how I imagined it when I read the book last year.

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Merry Christmas!

No regular post today.  I just want to wish you all a very merry Christmas and hope that your time with family and loved ones is joyful and blessed.

Friday, December 21, 2012

Three Comics

The Girl Who Owned a City by O. T. Nelson was my favorite book as a kid and I was excited to recommend it to my book club last month.  The entire meeting was spent trashing it.

Which is fair.  It’s not the best crafted novel and I can see that now that I’m older and have considerable more experience in life and the post-apocalyptic tale.  Still, I was hoping that someone would at least like it.  I was hoping that at least they’d like Lisa, the heroine.  No such like, and I’m now hesitant to pick any books in the future.
Allow me to recommend here, however, the graphic novel adaptation titled (wait for it) The Girl Who Owned a City.  The art is cool; I’m kind of a fan of this new style comic artists have and drawing these square-faced kids.  It’s cute and has a striking presence.  But best of all, it eliminates all the problems in the novel (Lisa’s boring stories and weird things like what happened to the adults’ bodies.)
                    ***
Bill Willingham has branched out yet again in his Fables series with Fairest, a new series devoted to the female cast of Fables.  This honestly was needed.  There are a lot of women in the Fables series but except for Snow White, Rose Red, and Cinderella, very few of them take a front-row seat to the action.  So now we get a look at their lives.
With Volume 1, the majority of it is devoted to Aurora, the Sleeping Beauty.  This was fun because in it, Willingham finally wakes her up along with the Snow Queen, all thanks to Ali Baba.  It’s funny how true love is interpreted.  After all, in this series, Aurora has been kissed awake fifty times by true love’s first kiss.  Well, the kisses were true love, otherwise she wouldn’t have woken, but it’s never been lasting love otherwise she wouldn’t still be single by the end of the story.  (And by the way, I’m fine with that.  I love that thing’s worked out between Ali Baba and the Snow Queen.)
And the Imp is awesome.  I hope to see more of him in the future.
There’s a last little short story devoted to Beauty and her husband Beast.  She’s been given a much creepier backstory and there are some exciting possibilities for the future of Fables.
And the art, as always, is gorgeous.  Even with their worst stories (like the reprehensible Jack of Fables), their art has always been above and beyond.  I’m excited to see more of future volumes of Fairest.
                    ***
I usually don’t feel compelled to tout Marvel’s work, since anything they have will generally sell just by having their name attached to it.  But I need to say a word for Neil Gaiman’s 1602, which creates an origin story for Marvel’s superheroes if they were born in the sixteenth century.
You have the Fantastic Four, Peter Parker, the Avengers, and the original X-Men in medieval garb, living in Europe, traveling to the New World, and complete with an end-of-the-world situation.  It is a lot of fun and it even has heart.  I love how Peter remains a hero without any superpowers through the whole story.  And I am a huge fan of how the Fantastic Four were part of a mythology before making an appearance.  A lot of fun.

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

One Piece

I stopped watching the anime of Naruto because the manga remains so much farther ahead in story, but also because Naruto: Shippuden has gotten so bogged down in meaningless side storys, reinvented flashback, and recap episodes that it’s really frustrating to watch.

One Piece is the opposite.  I am very happy with watching the anime because, at least in the U.S. releases, it is farther along in story and doesn’t get bogged down by the random crap that’s in Naruto.
For those unaware, One Piece is about pirates in a fantasy world more unreal than anything they have in the Pirates of the Caribbean series.  The captain of the main crew, Luffy, has the same powers as Mr. Fantastic from Fantastic Four, only cooler.  His swordsman fights with a sword in both hands and one in his mouth.  There’s always somebody bursting into flame or turning into smoke or sand, or morphing into a bear or dog.  And then there are the dogs and animals that act like people.  And most of the villains are so ridiculously drawn that it’s hard to imagine them being at all a challenge to the heroes.
It all works.  There is plenty of comedy, but better, it also becomes highly emotional throughout.  There is deep, personal drama that grabs the heartstrings and stretches them so thin you think they could break.
Couple reasons I think this work: comedy helps us enjoy where we’re at but it also can make us care.  So when these people we care about are at risk, you feel the danger that much more acutely.  And the transition from comedy to serious and back again is much smoother to audiences from serious drama to comedy and back again.  This latter thing does not sit well with most adult audiences.  We can enjoy humor in a drama, but it has to be kept at bay to lighten the mood.  But stories that begin with comedy can have equal amounts of both without feeling like you’re screwing with the audience.
The other reason I find this works is the separation between Luffy’s crew and the rest of the world.  It’s hard to distinguish this line until near the end of the “East Blue” arc when Luffy battles the pirate Arlong.  Arlong has had this village captured for years.  He tortures, he kills, he robs, lies, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg.  He has grandiose plans to start taking more land.  He hopes to create a comprehensive map of the world in which to take over all the known seas.  All noble reasons for Luffy to fight him.  That’s not why Luffy gets involved.  He doesn’t understand most of what’s going on and couldn’t care about the stuff that he does.  He gets into the fight because Arlong made his crewmember Nami cry.
That is what makes this series so good.  Luffy and his crew constantly get involved in national crises and nasty wars with world governments.  Inevitably, they’re on the right side but their story is separate.  The “Baroque Works” arc, an entire nation is at risk but Luffy doesn’t get involved to uphold a principle or to gain a reward.  He fights because his friend Vivi is going to die if he doesn’t.  “Water Seven” arc, he declares a war on the whole world because they captured one of his crewmembers, and one that his people didn’t even know they could trust.
“Impel Down” arc ended an entire era and Luffy is the cause of it, but that the war needed to be fought isn’t on his mind.  He just wants to save his brother.
In the end, it’s these two stories rubbing against each other that give it its power: the personal crises and hilarities of Luffy’s crew and the turmoil and intrigues of the world at large rubbing against each other helps maintain both the depth of the drama and the continued comedy going strong years after the manga was first published.  There is a reason this is the number one manga in the world today.
I think it speaks some truth about life.  How much of the world is affected because of the actions of a few?  Do the leaders and movers and shakers always intend to shape history, or do they just fight for their own personal desires and relationships with such fervor that the world bends itself around those simple things?  It’s something to ponder on.

Friday, December 14, 2012

To Connecticut

I highly doubt that any of the families or others involved with today’s massacre in Connecticut will ever read this, but I still want to say how sorry I am that this happened to your children.  I truly thought that we were moving past these horrendous school shootings but now it only seems to be getting worse.  My thoughts and prayers are with you, and may God and your loved ones comfort you now and through the many days to come while you grieve.

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

A Song of Ice and Fire

The trouble with today’s fantasy is that they become so long and convoluted that it makes it nigh impossible to summarize what the story is actually about.  George R. R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire is such a fantasy series, but I’m going to try to anyway.

The first three books (A Game of Thrones, A Clash of Kings, and A Storm of Swords) begins and ends with the drama of two noble families, the Stark’s and the Lannister’s, and mostly about the children of these families, mainly with how the Lannister’s ruin the Stark’s lives in their pursuit to rule the kingdom.
That is where most of the drama lies in all three books and yet that’s nowhere near enough.  Because one continent over, there is a girl named Daenerys, the true heir to the Westeros kingdom that the Stark’s and Lannister’s are fighting over.  In a way, Song of Ice and Fire is about watching this girl learn to become a woman and a queen worthy of taking her throne.  This is a story with little connection, if any, to the Stark’s and Lannister’s.  In fact, through the whole series, they never meet, and yet this is such a crucial part of what this series is.
But even that doesn’t cover Martin’s series.  Unrelated or rather untouched by either drama just described is the Wall.  John Snow, a bastard child in the Stark line, joins an army to guard the wall in the North, where wild men and mythical monsters are rising to destroy Westeros.  John Snow and his small and diminishing army are all that stands between the enemy from destroying the Westeros kingdom so caught up in their own intrigues.  And they must fight alone because nobody else knows or believes the very real danger that they are in.
That is hardly the whole story.  There are several crucial subplots but they all serve these three main threads in one way or another.
I want to talk about these books in some depth, so be warned, I do spoilers.  A lot of them so if that matters, don’t read the rest of this post.  If you don’t care, enjoy.
The Characters
When I first started this series, every fan that saw me with those books said, “Don’t get attached to anyone.  Martin throws characters away.”  I laughed.  Being a Lost fan, my heart is already stone and I anticipate getting my heart broken.  It’s a wonderful masochistic impulse in my reading pleasure.  And truth is, Martin is nowhere near as brutal as they claim.  Lots of people die and several of them in horrible ways, but more are hanging on than I’d hoped.  In fact, Martin is kind of a tease.  Side characters are expendable.  If you aren’t given a viewpoint at some point, your life isn’t valued.
So I want to just focus on the viewpoint characters, how they died and what I expect from the living ones.
Bran Stark: age 7 when the books start, he is crippled within the first fifty pages for discovering the Lannister’s darkest secret.  I suspect he will last through the end, merely for plot reasons.  His being the only one learning how to be a skinchanger tells me that this is going to play an important role in the final battle, either against the Winter Monsters or in unifying the Westeros Kingdom.  Not sure on that yet.
Arya Stark: age 9 at the start and easily my favorite character.  I hope she makes it to the end and it would be foolish to kill her off.  She is the most proactive character of anybody.  She’s a captive about the same amount of time as her sister but she refuses to take any of it lying down.  She is constantly escaping (granted, from one bad place to another, but she is living in an increasingly chaotic place so that’s not her fault.  The deck is stacked against her.)  If she dies before getting to see John Snow again, I’ll be pissed.  Favorite moment: when she got her sword Needle back.  That was a brilliant moment.  Oh, and she has to meet up with Nymeria and the wolfpack before the end.  That will be such a cool moment.
Sansa Stark: age 11 at the start and my least favorite of the Stark children.  Her arc is interesting enough; hers is a definite coming-of-age tale, where having her songs and castles was the most important thing to having to seeing the world for as it is strikes a chord.  Also, she does have a tendency to be at the center of all the political intrigues, mostly for ill but that’s how it goes.  My problem with her is she’s so darn passive.  She constantly just lets things happen to her.  Never once does she have an idea of her own or make plans to improve things herself.  It makes her such an effective tool for whoever has captured her at the moment (usually the Lannister family, but if you don’t think Peter Baelish is her captor despite the perks he hands her, you’re not paying attention.)  I think she’ll stay alive until we know the full extent of Littlefinger’s plans and then she can be thrown away.  I won’t shed any tears.
Jon Snow: age 15, the half-brother to the rest of the Stark children and Ned Stark’s only bastard son.  He is the one that deserves to rule Winterfell, the Stark’s home, and the one who never could.  Considering how set apart his story is from the rest, I honestly don’t believe he will be killed until the rest of Westeros finds out what’s going on up North.  At least, I hope so.  As I said, if he or Arya dies before they meet up at least once, I’ll be so angry.  That’s one of those promises I expect to be fulfilled before the end of the series.
Catelyn Stark: the mother of the Stark children and I was never more happy to see a character die.  She’s a loyal mother but I could never stand her after the abuse she heaped on Jon Snow.  I understand she was hurt that her husband cheated on her at the beginning of their marriage and Jon Snow is a constant reminder of that betrayal, but the punishment and distrust she had for him was uncalled for, especially considering how much he constantly showed his love and protection for his half-siblings.  She was simply an angry witch.  And… for all her struggles to save her family, she had a way of making things worse.  Impulsive and never repentant describes her best, from the mishandling of Tyrion to the release of Jaime, it’s no wonder to me that her oldest son stopped listening to her by the end, even when she actually made a good point.  I’d have ignored her to the same way I’d avoid the boy who cried wolf.  And jumping to the fourth book (A Feast for Crows) she’s just complicating things again as an undead with her one-track, selfish stupidity.
Eddard “Ned” Stark: Easily the most tragic death.  The scene where he’s beheaded is powerful.  It’s one of those moments that set the tone for the rest of the series: Joffrey’s insatiable cruelty, Cersei’s lack of control, Sansa’s awakening to how things are, Arya’s thirst for revenge, and the tumult that came over the kingdoms.  The wars that take place in the sequels started with this moment.  But it also raises a question of principle: his honor mattered to him more than anything.  The situation was that after the king’s death, Ned found that the heir to the throne was the king’s older brother and not the king’s son, Joffrey.  But Joffrey seized control of the castle, imprisoned Ned and called him a traitor.  If Ned admitted to treason (even though he wasn’t guilty), he was promised to be exiled instead of executed.  Ned refused at first until his daughter, Sansa, was threatened with death (unbeknownst to her, of course, because she’s not smart.)  Ned decides to admit to treason, but of course, Joffrey decides to have him beheaded anyway and Sansa is really no safer now than she was before.  In fact, she’s left in an even worse position.  Should he have still stood to his first testimony, even though he knew that road led to death while the other, he was counting on Joffrey to fulfill his promise?  He died either way, but in this case, he died with a lie on his lips.  Was it still honorable because he did it to save his daughter or was should he have continued his life of honesty and affirm that example for his children to remember him by?  Bear in mind that testimonies sealed with blood are the most powerful and last beyond time.
Samwell: Jon Snow’s friend and an admitted coward.  He’ll live long enough to prove his bravery to himself.  In fact, I think he’ll be a major force in getting Westeros to lift its head to the threat in the north.  But then, he may just get caught in the middle of their problems.  Hard to say.
Davos: King Stannis’s most loyal man, and honestly, is made out of the same stuff as Ned Stark.  He’ll serve his king no matter what the cost to himself or family and he has time and again.  Though a former smuggler, he keeps his word better than any of the born nobles.
Tyrion Lannister: a dwarf and easily one of my favorites, right up there with Arya Stark.  Serves his family despite how much they abuse him and betray them, but he’s also intelligent and proactive.  He gets captured a lot but he also gets himself out of that situation a lot and with style.  For a time, he’s the one that runs the kingdom and he did it brilliantly.  More than any other character, he want him to have a break and I know that that will never happen.  But it’s all right.  I expect him to come out on top in the end; whether he lives or dies, he will be the one to succeed with the most style.  And funny enough, despite their sides of the war, he may be the best friend that the Stark’s have.
Jaime Lannister: proof of how much of a tease Martin is.  The twin brother to Cersei Lannister and Tyrion’s older brother, he has almost died so many times and in the second book, I was totally led to expect that he had been killed.  It’s easy to hate the guy.  He is the one that cripples Bran at the start of the series and is constantly considered the least trustworthy man by the whole kingdom.  Yet, by the third book when we finally get in his head, he’s proved to be the most fascinating of the whole bunch.  He has charm, he has determination, and he was at the center of most of the past events that were hinted at for the first couple of books and it’s cool to see what really happened when he was there (this is a subject I’ll talk about later.)  But I’m also seeing a very interesting arc; he starts out as an oathbreaker and rogue, but now that he’s a major player, you can see the desires he has to keep his promises and be the kind of knight he admired in his youth, noble and good.  It will be fascinating to see how he tempers his anger and whether he will rise above his sordid past.  I want to see him become a good guy and earn the title of “hero.”
Daenerys: She is the only one I am positive will not die.  If she does, the whole series is crap.
Martin & Tolkien
Since this series, Martin has been called the American Tolkien.  I can see why that would be but Martin is trying something different than what Tolkien did, and I’ll pick on two of the major things I see: the World Disaster and the Mythology.
World Disaster: In The Lord of the Rings, Sauron has come into the world and if he gets a hold of his magic ring, it’s game over.  Every major character knows what’s on the table; they have to destroy the ring and it all goes away.  The Fellowship gets distracted from the main goal but the nobody is confused as to what the real danger is: Sauron will destroy everything if he’s not stopped.  Everything they do is to beat the Big Bad Eyeball.
A Song of Ice and Fire has just as looming a threat: winter is coming and bringing with it monsters of legend.  The dead are coming to life and ancient evil is rising to crush the rest of Westeros.  Jon Snow and Samwell are the only viewpoint characters who know anything about it.  No one else has any idea what’s going on.  Davos finally does and Tyrion had an inkling, but to their credit, Davos couldn’t read but when he learned and had the information on hand, he did something about it.  And Tyrion had no reason to trust his messenger (bad decision on the man who sent that schmuck.)  But as far as the World Disaster is concerned, it takes a back seat to everything else.  What drives Martin’s series isn’t the global threat, but the present, short-term troubles with their greeds, lusts, envies, and other such trials.  And isn’t that so true to life?  How often as a world do we ever notice and combine ourselves against a great evil?  World War II is the most recent event I can think of and that’s been seventy years.  (I wanted to say 9/11, but the world’s attention was only caught for so long and nobody’s been united on anything regarding that or whatever else since then.)
Mythology: This is the most fascinating to me.  Tolkien had a rich mythology in his epic.  He spent decades on it and parts of it shine through like gold throughout his story.  It comes out in songs, in legends, in the ancient ruins and designs they come across, ancient battlegrounds, centuries-old cities, genealogies, language, and so on.  You’ll know a little bit of everything that took place three thousand years before the events of this book and even further back in time.  But unless you go through the appendices, you’ll have no idea what happened ten years prior to the start of the book.  Maybe some details as to who lived where and who so-and-so’s parent was.  But for the most part, immediate history is overlooked compared to the great events that took place.
With Martin, it’s nearly the opposite.  There are a few cool legends dating back millennia, but they aren’t really dwelled on.  Most of them are told fairy-tale format, and Bran Stark is usually the recipient of these tales, which may be true or not.  Much of the details of their past history is fragmentary at best.  But the events that happened twenty years prior… that gets so much attention.
Which I feel is only natural.  After all, aren’t the children always more interested in what happened to their parents than they are about their ancient ancestors?  Part of that may be because we can actually talk to those people while they’re still alive and hear how it was from their mouths, while with the great-great-greats, if they actually kept a journal, there are rarely enough details about what happened.  The other part is that it’s much easier to see how the last generation’s actions affect you today rather than what those geezers did four thousand years ago.  You’re not always one hundred percent sure that these folks even existed.
And it helps that in this series, the events from twenty years or so before is fascinating.  The usurpation of the Iron Throne is an amazing backstory and really shows who these people are and why they do the things they do.  Occasionally, I’m more interested in that backstory than I am in the present events.
A Feast for Crows
I have to make a few comments on this fourth book separate from the first three.  It shows both the strength of Martin’s talent and a concern I have for the series as a whole.  I made a character list of the major viewpoints in the series… most of them do not show up in this book.  In this book, Martin casts most of them to the side in favor of what were side characters.  This book belongs to the Lannister’s as much as the last three belonged to the Stark’s; this is where Jaime shines, we finally get in Cersei’s and discover just how ineffectual she is (as well as self-destructive), and Brienne who seeks to save the Stark children and restore Jaime’s honor is quickly becoming my favorite out of all the characters.  She has the same tenaciousness of Arya and Tyrion, the nobility of Eddard Stark, and the absence of hatred so prevalent in much of the cast.  And while she also seems to have the brains of Sansa Stark, that actually makes me like her more.  She’s not smart but she is practical, she does the right thing and she never gives up.  I hope she actually does make it to the ending of the series.
I haven’t read the latest book yet, so others may already know the answer to this, but at the end of the book, it seems like Brienne was about to die and there was no way out of it.  Still, she wasn’t shown to have died, the book ended just before she croaked.  This is why Martin is a tease because this is not the first time he’s done this.  I am convinced she somehow lived through that.  But we’ll see.
The concern I have is that there is not really a unifying plot anymore.  The reason the first three work as a trilogy alone is because there were a few threads binding them together.  First was the letter suggesting that the Lannister’s had killed one of the Catelyn’s relatives; then there was the unknown assassin that tried to kill Bran after he was pushed out the window.  These were two mysteries that began in the first book and weren’t revealed until the end of the third.  These two things, although so small in comparison to the great wars and intrigues, bound all the threads together so nicely and revealed much about the deeper evil going on in the kingdom by the end.  It was brilliant at how well it worked.
There isn’t any similar such mystery in this book.  A lot of this book feels more like the aftermath of what went on before, like they’re trying to pick up the pieces.  But I’m hoping for more intrigue, some mystery that brings them all together in fascinating and haunting ways.  Not much of that has appeared yet and that makes me wonder how Martin expects to keep the value up over another three such long books.
A Couple Cautions
This series is not for children.  First is the violence; this doesn’t get mentioned a whole lot because in fantasy, I think people just expect a couple of folks to get beheaded before the “happily ever after.”  This series goes to the extreme on the cruelty, which is fair enough.  It’s a brutal society.  Still, despite my calloused heart, there were a couple scenes that shook me, one being the Dragon Prince’s death and the other a mutilation of a slave-soldier as a demonstration to Daenerys in the third book.  And the books are full of crazy, cruel things like that all throughout.
Maybe I’m wasting my breath there, though, because it’s never the violence that turns folks off of this series.  It’s the sex, of which there is plenty and not all of it offstage.
Now, I’m a prude (as I’ve been told several times this year) and I completely understand and support anybody who’ll refuse to read the books on this issue.  But I still liked them, and I’m even of the opinion that these books wouldn’t work without the sex.  I’ll have to explain this with T. H. White’s The Once and Future King, which A Song of Ice and Fire has more similarities towards than The Lord of the Rings.
Once and Future King is about the life and death of King Arthur Pendragon and his Camelot.  We all know many of the adventures that take place, from the Sword in the Stone, forming the Round Table, the quest for the Holy Grail, et cetera.  But that isn’t the heart of the drama.  There are two sexual situations presented in Once and Future King that drive the story even more than the wars do; the first is Arthur’s affair with his half-sister Morgause and the second is Lancelot and Guenevere.
It’s Arthur’s incest that brings Mordred into the world, the man responsible for leading the final war that kills Arthur.  But you can make the argument that it’s Lancelot and Guenevere’s adultery that really destroyed everything that Camelot stood for.  The tragedy would never have worked half as well without these being part of the story.
In much the same way, A Song of Ice and Fire would not be half as powerful without the sex.  It’s Jaime and Cersei’s incestuous affair that is at the heart of all the troubles in the Westeros kingdoms and their feud with the Stark’s.  Cersei was married to the king but all her children were from Jaime, unknown to the king or their children.  It was Bran Stark’s discovering their love affair that caused him to be crippled, thus the beginning of the feud.  And if Ned Stark hadn’t done the research and discovered that Cersei’s children were not the king’s, there never would have been a dispute over the throne, thus avoiding all the bloodshed that later happened.
It’s far from the only affair taking place, although it is the one that drives most of the story.  It reveals a lot about their characters, who they are as people.  Turns out, Cersei is quite the slut, and her self-destructiveness was revealed long before she gained control of the kingdom just by the company she brought to her bed.  Tyrion’s whore shows a lot about his personal pain more exquisitely than it could have in any other way.  And Daenerys’s relationship with her husband showed a lot about her growth and being able to fill the role of a queen before his death.
It’s not just the sex that’s interesting, though.  Some of the actions to avoid it are just as cool.  Sansa may be a frustrating character but I think her being able to keep her virginity through the whole series up to now shows much about her standards.  That is one fight and victory she can claim as her own, despite all the cards being stacked against her.
I’m not happy about all of it, though.  I am so annoyed with everybody on the Night’s Watch.  This is a group of people that make several oaths and one of them is celibacy.  Now, at this point in the series, most of the Night’s Watch is composed of hardened criminals some fooling around is often overlooked, but there are a few honorable souls, like Jon Snow and Samwell, that joined on honorable terms because it was the right thing to do.  I’m so irritated that neither of them have kept that oath.  Jon Snow, I can understand, because he was deep undercover and had been commanded to break his oaths by his commander for the infiltration.  He gets somewhat of a pass.  But Sam?  I just wanted one to actually take that oath seriously.  Now, though, I don’t even care.  The ice creatures can snuff all those wretches defending the wall because I think they’re all weaklings.
I have other irritations, but none worth mentioning here.
Last Remarks
That’s about it.  Longest post I’ve put up to date and I don’t expect to write any bigger.  Point is, I haven’t been so entertained by an epic fantasy series in a while, although as stated above, I won’t be recommending it to all of my friends, or I will recommend with serious cautions.  Not everybody separates content from intent, and sometimes no matter the intent of a piece, not everybody wants to deal with the content.
I’ll likely have another post when I get around to A Dance with Dragons, but I’m going to take a break for a few weeks to reenergize.  Christmas is coming and there are other things I want to focus on for now.  I do have to mention that writing these posts at least one week before I publish them is really starting to pay off big dividends.  Man, you think I would have caught onto the benefits of preparation before now.

Friday, December 7, 2012

My Disney Favorites

Partly because of the lists Dan and Rob Wells use in their podcasts, and the rest because I love Disney movies, I decided to compose a list of my full-length animated features favorites, and I realize ahead of time that most everybody is going to disagree with me at some part of this list.  But here it is and these are my reasons for it.

I can’t call it a comprehensive list either; I’m missing four of their features: two are so old and part of the WWII package films that I only have a passing interest to watching them.  The other two are Bolt and Winnie the Pooh: The Movie, the first of which I’m not excited about and the second one I am.  Someday in the future when I see them, I might even mention where I think it goes on my list.  Or not, since few will actually care by that point.
Welcome to the Over-Long Blog Post:
1)      Beauty and the Beast.  I want to marry a woman like Belle; she has everything I admire in a woman.  My favorite scene is after the wolves attack.  Belle is trying to clean his wound and Beast has another tantrum.  The argument cracks me up and so much happens in that scene where you get to see how Belle steps up from her frightened prisoner status to welcomed houseguest, the animated furniture use her as a shield from Beast’s temper, she shows courage and gratitude at once, and this is his first moment in humility.  It’s a great scene.  And as a bonus, there is not one song that I cannot listen to a million times over.  Each of them are wonderful and full of meaning and I have each of them memorized with no regret.
2)      The Jungle Book.  Visually, it has the most gorgeous backgrounds and I wish I could see it on the big screen to get the full effect.  Not only does it take me into the jungle world, but each setting sets the mood, whether it’s a party, suspenseful, or melancholy.  That, and the “I Want To Be Like You” chapter is one of Disney’s most enjoyable scenes by itself.
3)      Fantasia 2000.   I like classical music and I like cartoons and putting them together is ingenious.  And unlike its predecessor not one piece that bores me but only seems to get better with each new sequence.
4)      The Lion King.  I think it’s great that so many kids were scarred from seeing Bambi’s mom getting shot off-screen and yet nobody has once complained about Scar murdering Mufasa.  We actually watch the villain pull this off whereas the hunters remain an unseen force.  Audiences are weird.  I’m not complaining, though.  This movie would not work without that death.  Timon and Pumbaa stole the show but they were never the heart of this story.  Simba’s guilt and Mufasa’s sacrifice is what brings this from being mere entertainment and into something important.
5)      Tangled.  Is there a moment of this film that is not delightful?
6)      Aladdin.  Robin Williams owns this movie as the Genie.  And I have to give props to the animators for making me care about a carpet.  That is talent there.
7)      Cinderella.  I am not a fan of her ball gown or the “Bippity-Boppity-Boo” song but everything else is awesome.  Cinderella starts in the worst circumstances of any of the Disney princesses and she’s tough as nails.  Her subservience is only on the surface; even when talking to her stepmother and stepsisters, you can feel like there are ten more snarky things she has to say on the tip of her tongue.  The stepmother also has one of the most intimidating presences of any Disney villain; locking the door is the only thing she physically does in the whole movie; the rest of the time all she does is stand there and you feel that this is Satan incarnate.
8)      The Rescuers Down Under.  This movie is better than any of the books, both in plot and the fact that Bernard actually gets Bianca.
9)      Robin Hood.  It gets more ridiculous every time I watch it but this is the quintessential Robin Hood adaptation.  It’s the only film I know that has the archery contest, which by itself lends this movie greatness.
10)  Tarzan.  Some of Phil Collins’ best songs were made for this movie, and “Trashin’ the Camp” is as much fun as Jungle Book’s “I Want to Be Like You.”  Using skateboarding as the inspiration for Tarzan’s traveling methods was brilliant.
11)  Pinocchio.  The movie is a mess and when I read Neal Gabler’s biography on Walt Disney, I learned exactly how disorganized they were from start to finish making this film.  I still love it.  All of its flaws are swept away by the Pleasure Island chapter, which has the scariest and eeriest moments in Disney’s moments.  Making Jiminy Cricket the real hero of the story is a real point in its favor as well (no, the title character is not the hero.  He’s a brat that became a real boy because of Jiminy’s hard work and devotion to his calling as conscience.)
12)  The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh.  The opposite of Pinocchio in so many ways.  It’s actually happy all the way through.  This is a nostalgic pick but it’s a good nostalgic pick.  Who doesn’t love these stuffed animals?
13)  The Great Mouse Detective.  This one is pretty bad but that’s part of its charm.  The bar sequence is awesome and Basil’s escape from the mousetrap is ridiculous and cool all at once.
14)  The Emperor’s New Groove.  This was planned to be a dramatic story like Lion King.  Then in the Eleventh Hour, they switched gears and turned it into one of the best comedies ever.
15)  Mulan.  Eddie Murphy is so much funnier when you can’t see him and he almost steals the show the way Robin Williams did Aladdin.  However, Mulan is a much stronger character than Aladdin tried for.  I love her experiences hiding among the men, and the “We Are Men” number is strangely the most triumphant moment.  There’s something about her reaching the arrow during training that makes you want to root for her.
16)  Fantasia.  It’s because of this movie that I love classical music.  Unlike its successor, it does run-on longer than it needs to but I can live with it.  In fact, maybe watching this since I was five is the reason I’m so patient with long movies.  Besides, no ballet can match the dancing mushrooms, and Chernabog in “Night on Bald Mountain” is the quintessential horror film.  Beethoven’s Sixth Symphony is just delightful with its Greek mythology and of course, we can’t forget Mickey Mouse and his mess-up with the brooms.  Brilliant.
17)  Lady and the Tramp.  Let me get this out of the way now: I hate the spaghetti sequence.  It’s way too sappy and long, and yes, I know that this is the one everybody else in the world remembers about this film.  I don’t care.  The reason it’s so high up on my list is everything else: the Siamese cats, Lady being sent to the pound, Tramp taking down the rat, and the old dog saving the day.
18)  The Little Mermaid.  Four years ago, this would have been higher on my list.  Now that I’m older and grumpy, I’ve found one thing that continues to piss me off: to save his beloved daughter, Triton sacrifices himself by taking her place on Ursula’s contract.  If this was just a family drama, well and good.  But that’s not what’s at stake.  Triton is a king.  He rules the ocean and his responsibility in wearing the crown is to keep all the millions of other merfolk, whales, fishes, and all other anthropomorphized sea creatures safe and protected.  He abandons all those millions who count on him to his archenemy, all for his stupidest daughter who got herself into the mess.  And in the end, it didn’t keep her out of danger.  He doesn’t deserve his crown once Ursula dies; clearly, they can’t trust him to do the difficult but right thing… but otherwise, good movie.  This film marked the moment when Disney dragged itself out of the horrible Eighties slump and made some of the best work it’s ever done.
19)  Atlantis: The Lost Empire.  Too much happens in the last battle and it feels like a deus ex machina once the lava strikes the city.  But what a journey until that point!  It feels like an Indiana Jones flick but with a heist mentality.  Michael J. Fox is at his panicky best and each of the team is lovable in a gritty sort of way.
20)  Treasure Planet.  The book is better.  Oh, well.  The story drags in the middle but there was more creativity put into the artwork here than in any other movie Disney has done.  The moon station, the sky-surfing, Long John Silver the cyborg, the treasure map, the Hispaniola, and all the creepy pirates.  Just gorgeous.
21)  Sleeping Beauty. Maleficent is a great villain.  It’s no wonder to me that she became a prominent figure in Kingdom Hearts I & II.  Too bad she surrounds herself with idiots.  It’s also a shame that the good fairies couldn’t get along; they caused as many problems as they solved.
22)  The Black Cauldron.  Another train wreck that I still quite enjoy.  The story is quite awful, but then, the Eighties were an awful time for Disney.  I think I just love the sword fights and the design of the Horned King and his army.  Princess Eilonwei also had the makings of being one of the strongest of the Disney princesses.  If the movie wasn’t designed to fail, she would have.
23)  One Hundred and One Dalmatians.  I don’t like Cruella; she just happens to have the best song devoted to her.  One of the few times I prefer the bumbling minions to the evil overlord.  Honestly, though, the first ten minutes are the best part of the film.  The artwork is gorgeous and the love story is really cute.
24)  Hercules.  This one is the older sibling to Emperor’s New Groove and unlike Groove, I don’t think they had any other idea than to have fun.  I think the gods on Olympus are a little tedious (not an easy feat when Rip Torn is playing Zeus) but everyone else is brilliant: Hades, Megara, Phil, the Hydra, The Fates, and the citizens of Thebes.  Especially Megara: “I’m a damsel, I’m in distress, I can handle this.  Have a nice day.”
25)  The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad.  One of the package movies from the World War II era and the best of them.  The “Sleepy Hollow” portion is so much better than the short story ever was.  “The Wind in the Willows” is lacking in the adaptation department; there’s a beauty in Kenneth Grahame’s prose that doesn’t translate well on the screen.  On the other hand, it’s fascinating to see the influence it had on the making of The Jungle Book.  Watch these two together and you’ll see what I mean.
26)  Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.  Snow White’s voice irritates me and the whole film is honestly no more than an expanded version of the Merrie Melodies features.  However, I love what they did with the dwarfs and the queen, before and after her transformation, is brilliant.
27)  The Princess and the Frog.  My sister will be so irritated that this movie is not higher on my list.  I thought the side characters were amazing, from the southern belle to the trumpet-playing ‘gator to the star-struck firefly.  Unfortunately, I never did warm up to Tiana.  She took way too long learning her lesson.
28)  Fun and Fancy Free.  Both narrators are kind of annoying but I have to give them credit: Mickey, Donald, and Goofy starring in “Jack and the Beanstalk” is one of the best things they ever did.
29)  Wreck-It Ralph.  I won’t mind seeing this one again, but as I said in a previous post, I have way too hard a time swallowing my disbelief, despite how fun it is to see the group therapy session held in Pacman’s maze.
30)  Pocahontas.  It’s not terrible.  The story is actually quite good, all the way to where Thomas kills Koko’um.  That’s another one of those most memorable scenes that accomplishes so much, like Belle chewing out Beast.  Sadly, it has such a lackluster finish.  That, and I really dislike the animals and the talking tree.  They undermined a lot of what the film was trying to do, the first by their silliness and the latter with its over-seriousness.
31)  The Sword in the Stone.  After reading The Once and Future King, this movie has bugged me.  Too much of the film is spent clowning around, especially in Arthur’s “lessons.”  Still, it was the clowning around I loved when I was younger, and the duel between Merlin and Mim is cute.
32)  Brother Bear.  From here on, I generally don’t like these movies.  The moose were funny and I thought the fantasy element was quite interesting.  But it was boring.  Even Phil Collins’s songs were dull and that is such a tragedy, especially after Tarzan.
33)  Dinosaur.  I can re-watch this.  They did some incredible things with CGI at the time.  But the story is forgettable and I’m not in a hurry to refresh my memory.
34)  Peter Pan.  It was fun when I was a kid but except for the Tinkerbell and the Croc, there isn’t anybody that I like.  Not Peter, not Smee, not Wendy, or any of the lost brats and Indians.
35)  Bambi.  Too long and too boring.  Admittedly, I haven’t seen this movie since I was eleven but nor do I want to.
36)  Home on the Range.  Have you wanted to watch it?
37)  The Rescuers.  Worse than the books.  The real trouble is that the villains are pathetic, whiny people and except for Medusa having a shotgun that never needs to be loaded, there is nothing scary about them.
38)  Alice in Wonderland.  Disney tried to produce this movie from the time he opened Disney studios and it took over a decade to come out because everybody was sick of working on it.  It shows.  It does have a good sense of creepy, from the Cheshire Cat to the Mad Hatter, but the book has a better sense of the weird.
39)  Dumbo.  I actually do like this movie a lot.  “Pink Elephants on Parade” is creepier than the whole of Alice in Wonderland and it’s fun to watch Dumbo learn to fly.  Why is it so low on my list?  I don’t like the mouse who takes the Jiminy Cricket role, and funny enough, I don’t care about Dumbo.  I hate that everybody is mean to him and am happy to see them get their comeuppance, but Dumbo himself has such a bland personality.
40)  The Hunchback of Notre Dame.  Horrible, horrible, horrible.  The only reason this movie is not at the bottom is because I love the music.  I love the instrumentals, the lyrics are powerfully filled with grief, rage, cruelty, compassion, and majesty and makes you feel them.  I will own the soundtrack and pretend the movie doesn’t exist.
41)  The Fox and the Hound.  It’s a sweet story but not something I’ll watch more than once every five years.
42)  Lilo & Stitch.  The aliens are too dorky.
43)  Meet the Robinsons.  Everybody else I talk to think it’s cute.  I think it’s annoying.  The jokes are too in-your-face, the time-travel plot had all the intelligence of Back to the Future without the charm.
44)  Oliver & Company.  They squandered the good cast they were given.  Billy Joel singing “Why Should I Worry?” is the only good thing about the movie and even that doesn’t come close to the high bar that Disney has for itself.  Completely trivialized one of Dicken’s more popular novels.
45)  Saludos Amigos.  The first of Disney’s package films for WWII.  I don’t hate it, but I find it more interesting to watch as a product of its time rather than entertainment.  While I like Donald Duck, there is no substance really in the whole film.
46)  The Three Caballeros.  Second of the package films, and ditto the above.
47)  The Aristocats.  It used to be the worst of Disney’s films.  I like cats.  I don’t like them that much, certainly not enough to leave my earthly fortune to a pack of them.  I would say the butler was on the right track to trying to steal the fortune but he’s such a bumbler that he doesn’t deserve the fruits of his paltry criminality.  And I want to choke all the felines soon as they start playing “Everybody Wants to Be a Cat.”
48)  Chicken Little.  Disney never does well with aliens and this was the worst.